So crap you guys. Should have warned me that turkeys could be so utterly charming. I've never owned something so ugly and adorable at the same time. I haven't even named our peacocks but the turkeys officially have names. My husband and parents are a bit ****** off at me about it. The plan was to eat them but I keep exclaiming we can't eat Lucky she eats crackers out of my hand. We can't eat Patches I saved him. Oops! First rule of growing your own food, don't get attached. I broke it.