I've Got A Joke...

AnimalCrackers

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May 3, 2014
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OK, so...

There were 100 monks who decided that they wanted to build a monastery. It took them 2 years to build one.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing half of the monks.

The 50 remaining monks decided to rebuild the monastery. It took them 4 years to rebuild it.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing half of the monks.

The 25 remaining monks decided to rebuild the monastery. It took them 8 years to rebuild it.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing half of the monks (plus one).

The 12 remaining monks decided to rebuild the monastery. It took them 16 years to rebuild it.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing half of the monks.

The 6 remaining monks decided to rebuild the monastery. It took them 32 years to rebuild it.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing half of the monks.

The 3 remaining monks decided to rebuild the monastery. It took them 64 years to rebuild it.
When they were outside admiring their work, a little boy on a little red bike came and blew it all up, killing two of the monks.

The last monk was furious, so he got on his little blue bike and chased the little boy on the little red bike. No matter how hard he pedaled, he couldn't catch the little boy on the little red bike. After a few hours he gave up.

So, what's the moral of the story?
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Little red bikes are faster than little blue bikes. xD
 

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