joke of the day

hatchcrazzzy

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12 Years
Jun 8, 2007
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A country boy and his father, who came from a small town in Georgia,
were visiting a mall on their first trip to the city of Atlanta. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is that?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life -- I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them and into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as the small
circles of light with numbers above the wall lit up. They continued to
watch and the circles of light started moving in the reverse
direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped
out.

The father kneeled and whispered to his son, "Go get your mother."
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The father put his wife in the magic box, pushed the call button, and
waited anxiously for the newer model to step out...but much to his dismay,
he got the old lady in the wheelchair instead!
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