joke of the day

[hatchcrazzzy]

Elephant Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!


What's big, gray and flies straight up?
An elecopter!


What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!


What's gray and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!


What's gray and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun

 

[Scrambled Egg]

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

What's big and grey and doesn't matter?

An Irrelephant!

(Did I hear that one on here? Can't remember. It's my new favorite!)