There was a man in a bar who decided to get drunk.
After he was drunk a snippity lady came in with a duck in her arm.
The man walks over and says "Where'd you get the pig?"
The lady just looked at him and shrugged. Once more he asked "Hey, where'd you get the pig?" She looked at him, glared and turned back around. He said it again, "HEY where'd you get the pig?" The lady looked at him and said "This isn't a pig, it's a duck." The man said "I was talking to the duck".
After he was drunk a snippity lady came in with a duck in her arm.
The man walks over and says "Where'd you get the pig?"
The lady just looked at him and shrugged. Once more he asked "Hey, where'd you get the pig?" She looked at him, glared and turned back around. He said it again, "HEY where'd you get the pig?" The lady looked at him and said "This isn't a pig, it's a duck." The man said "I was talking to the duck".
