Jokes

[Grandma The Chicken]

Share your funniest jokes. All jokes are great and chicken jokes are just as great too.

Here's mine that someone told to the teacher yesterday (that I may have overheard): There was this man at the bank and he was standing on one leg and the person walks up to him and asks "What are you doing?" and he replies, "Just checking my balance."

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Okay okay. (this one is dumb and may require some background knowledge/research)
So.
A man walks into a Taxidermy shop, takes the limbs off of a bear, and leaves. The shopkeeper runs and catches up with him and says 'Hey, you have to pay for those!' But the man shook his head. 'This is America, don't you remember the second Amendment?'

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

Okay okay. (this one is dumb and may require some background knowledge/research)
So.
A man walks into a Taxidermy shop, takes the limbs off of a bear, and leaves. The shopkeeper runs and catches up with him and says 'Hey, you have to pay for those!' But the man shook his head. 'This is America, don't you remember the second Amendment?'

This is going to take me a while to understand the joke but thanks for sharing.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

This is going to take me a while to understand the joke but thanks for sharing.

I would look up 'the second amendment'

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

Ohhhh, I get it. The 2nd Amendment told us that we have a right to bear arms. Okay. I get it now.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Ohhhh, I get it. The 2nd Amendment told us that we have a right to bear arms. Okay. I get it now.

I came up with it 3 years ago in the middle of a very boring history lecture.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

I hate history too. It's so hard, I got a D in that class. I have to step up my game and get a B.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

I think I'll tell this joke to my history teacher, if that's okay with you.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

I think I'll tell this joke to my history teacher, if that's okay with you.

Absolutely!

 

[LhickenChicken]

Deer math:
"I'm tired of finding your x. Just move on, buddy. She's gone."