Just J party. GAME OVER

[Kiki]

more sad faces!!!i have got to make sure i monitor my own posts better in the future if i ever wann be @Kiki

Lmao. I peed.

I don't care about sad faces girlfriend.

 

[Kiki]

I've been busy making videos for a contest that's coming up.
It took for ever.

I'm done.

 

[Kiki]

Boy doesn't he look like you.

He looks just like the Mexican.

 

[Painted Calls]

He looks just like the Mexican.

Does the Mex look like you? Because we see you in that mini.

 

[Kiki]

Those do not fly.

Shizzle stick...them I am going to have to help them...or something.

They've got to be stuck in this mud pit.
I wonder how they are still alive.

I bet there are other nutters like me throwing them food.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Probably fed it to him.

Put it in his briefs, maybe?
There's an unpleasant surprise. Better go wash it off.

 

[Kiki]

Does the Mex look like you? Because we see you in that mini.

This is funny to me because I see all Mex.
Except the way he pushes his lips together when concentrating...that is all my mom.

 

[Kiki]

My last soda was months ago. I do enjoy bubbly water.

Sparkling water is the bomb!

 

[Kiki]

It depends -- sometimes they're nice and juicy, other times there is only a little blood.
There's always a ton of juice whenever I nuke it to warm it up again, though.

... Do you need salts, Kiki? I know that you don't like pink meat.

I'm gagging.

 

[Kiki]

Stickin' with the "I peed" theme ... try this one. Sneak quietly into the Mini's room with a bowl/bucket of comfortably warm water .. you know what I mean ,.. pee warm. Gently and cautiously raise the bowl or rearrange the arm so that the hand and/or fingers rest in the warm water and silently back away. The warm water triggers a natural morning reflex in minis of any gender. It's not the, "I gotta get to the bathroom, fast," thpught, It's more like a sleepy, "I gotta go, NOW!" release reflex. The results can be pretty dramatic, so decide on your vantage point before you back off.
The first time I used it, I stood against the wall and witnessed the panic from the front row, but the second time was actually more entertaining ... I stood by the bathroom door and sent my DB a wicked smile as I walked in and locked the door. He actually WAILED!
A word to the wise, though. Do NOT use (or suggest the use) of this trick on a campout, however tempting it may be. It's hard to get that smell out of a sleeping bag while still at camp, so everybody in the tent suffers! It's worse if the victim is sleeping on the tent floor. It was nearly two seasons before we got the stench out of the canvas floor ... and it didn't go summer camping again for many, many years!

He just recently hot a brand new mattress.
I want to try this really bad but his mattress was expensive.