Your post was just too funny.  What does a rooster know anyways!  Your cat, very funny just looking for a friend.  We had(notice I said had) a large cookie jar shaped like a cat, lasted 2 days.  The cat thought it was competion and took it out.  I hope they find what's up with you, feel better.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
	
 
 
		 
 
		

 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		