Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[teach1rusl]

I have met very few boys who didn't think farting should be a competitive sport. They even love it when they're teenagers! And DH and I were just talking yesterday about what a difference a year makes with boys. Last year I would have to get super demanding to get my son to take a shower (I mean, he would be RIPE). Now (at 17) he practically lives in the bathroom, and DH complains about him using up so much hot water. I don't really want to know why he takes so many showers...

 

[agnes_day]

my 9 year old is revolting..i have to practically force him into the tub or to even change his nasty clothes!
the best was the time that he refused to brush his teeth for a couple days..why? he didnt want to wash away his "lucky spaghetti sauce"

totally my fault for not noticing his lack of brushing but come on, that is just wrong.

 

[Nupine]

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ROFLMBO! I don't think I want to know either.....

 

[patnjess]

oh man!!! I have some gross stories. Trying to potty train my soon to be 3 y/o she leaked little turds around the living room, the other kids were there with her. And my 10y/o, "says mom what is alyce eating?"
Well she was picking up her sisters poo, and munching.
This one also ate oak worms.

My 2 boys ugh.....pee everywhere, so they now are not aloud to stand and pee. my youngest boy ran his tonka truck threw dog poo, I found him washing it off in the bathroom sink, with his older brothers tooth brush!!!

I've always told the boys not to trust a fart, well my 7 y/o didn't listen, and discharged his nasty poo filled boxers into the dirty clothes anyway. So you can imagine me sticking my hand in there? UGH!!!

Tragically i have so many more, these are just the ones on my mind..

 

[KBChicks]

My son is 35 and still thinks it's funny to burp in my ear when we're on the phone....

I can only hope his daughter does the same to him someday...

 

[agnes_day]

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ROFLMBO! I don't think I want to know either.....

yeah, im with both of you..i almost want to make him his own bathroom. hours and hours and HOURS spent in there and i just try to block it all out!

 

[chickintexas]

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I've threatened my boys before, telling them if they don't get better with their aim that I was going to start making them pee like a girl! Oh, and at least the youngest was trying to clean the dog poo off his truck.

Mine would have driven the truck throughout the house in hopes of driving the poo off!


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We actually have a word for that here. It's called a "Shart!" LOL!!!

 

[Bettacreek]

My boys are alright, for now. One's going on two and a half, the other's a year old. My oldest DOES like to pick boogies, but, if he gets any, he yells "eww!" and runs for the wipes. He'll also fall flat on his face, instead of putting his hands out to catch himself, because he doesn't want to get his hands dirty. BUT, once in a blue moon, when I'm changing his diaper, he'll scratch his butt and end up with poop smeared on his leg and hand. Yay me.
The ones that I didn't raise, on the other hand, are freaking heathens. The boyfriend and his brother BOTH have farting contests at the dinner table, ESPECIALLY when we go to their mother's house. The boyfriend has been curbing that though, because I've been giving him all holy heck. That one is just disgusting. Why do I want poop particles floating around when I'm trying to EAT?! I tell them to poop themselves all they want when they're the only ones eating, but if the kids or I are eating, don't do it.

 

[patnjess]

Shart

 

[19Dawn76]

I remember when I was a kid i would pick my nose in bed and wipe my "treasure" behind my head board. One day my mom went to rearrange my furniture and found my collection. I thought something really bad had happeded when I heard her yelp. I came running thinking she had found my missing cat or something and was shocked at the number of snot wads ont he wall. It didn t seem like i had done it THAT many times but the wall was covered in about 50 dif shades of green and yellow. She made me scratch them all off and clean the wall.

I never did that again.