Long story short, I work out of an office 73 miles from my home (love my job, but love living in the outskirts and won't move to the city (in this case Orange County, CA), so I happily deal with my commute). There is a smaller office closer to home (but really small and not enough work to keep me busy).
Anyway, I brought my work with me to the smaller office to enjoy a day of shorter commute time. Unbeknownst to me, they are having their office Xmas party in the conference room. (They knew I was coming, so I am not crashing their party
).
One of the employees has his little girl here. She is 5 yrs old and a little chatty cathy in an absolutely adorable sort of way. Another employee asked her if she had egg nog before (it is non-acoholic, of course!). She said, no, it has eggs. He said, "You know what else has eggs? Ice cream....and cake!" She said she still wouldn't try any because she doesn't like eggs. Why does she not like eggs?
Because they look like poop nodules!
Anyway, I brought my work with me to the smaller office to enjoy a day of shorter commute time. Unbeknownst to me, they are having their office Xmas party in the conference room. (They knew I was coming, so I am not crashing their party
One of the employees has his little girl here. She is 5 yrs old and a little chatty cathy in an absolutely adorable sort of way. Another employee asked her if she had egg nog before (it is non-acoholic, of course!). She said, no, it has eggs. He said, "You know what else has eggs? Ice cream....and cake!" She said she still wouldn't try any because she doesn't like eggs. Why does she not like eggs?
Because they look like poop nodules!
