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Ursuline Chick said:
Just reminded me of a funny story another nurse told me when we all still in ICU. She was caring for a comatose patient who was recovering from intestinal surgery. Night shift ending and Doc walks in, sniffs the air in the room and says " great patient is recovering well, he is passing gas" poor nurse not wanting to compromise patient care, had to say, "Sorry, but that was me". :lau:lau :th
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debid said:
My grandma was some sort of nurse's aide at the hospital when she was young. She heard a joke about nurses and then went to work and repeated it because she didn't understand the meaning. "How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She has the dirtiest knees." And, of course, she told the joke to the head nurse whom she thought must have the dirtiest knees because she works the hardest... True story.
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debid said:
My grandma was some sort of nurse's aide at the hospital when she was young. She heard a joke about nurses and then went to work and repeated it because she didn't understand the meaning. "How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She has the dirtiest knees." And, of course, she told the joke to the head nurse whom she thought must have the dirtiest knees because she works the hardest... True story.
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That is one of DH's favorite jokes, just not appropriate in today's world. Poor Grandma!:hugs
 
microchick said:
I had a list hanging in my office when I went to work with my husband (I call him Dr. Honey)as his office nurse/office manager called :

You know you are a nurse when.....
Here is a part of the list.
1. You wash your hands before you use the bathroom.
2. You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
3. You check the caller ID on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
4. Discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
5. Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you
6. Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago’s water tank.
7. You find yourself checking out other customer’s veins in grocery waiting lines.
8. Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
9. You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
10. You’ve used the word ‘rationale’, the phrase ‘as evidenced by’, or quoted a nursing diagnosis in everyday life.
11. You have to leave a patient's room to keep from busting out laughing.
12. You begin to believe that certain people should be removed from a shallow gene pool
13 You finally accept the fact that there is no cure for stupid.

I wish I could remember more of them.
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It’s scary that most of these apply to cleaning lady as well.
 
Wait there is another nursey type show on Netflix...Nurse Jackie.
It was pretty cute.
I could watch the true Er type shows all day long it the reenactments weren't so fake...the actors aren't too good is what I mean.
 
KikisGirls said:
Wait there is another nursey type show on Netflix...Nurse Jackie.
It was pretty cute.
I could watch the true Er type shows all day long it the reenactments weren't so fake...the actors aren't too good is what I mean.
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That's one of the reason's we don't watch much hospital/medical TV, we find stuff wrong all the time and miss the show discussing what they did wrong. LOL
 
Ursuline Chick said:
I have never watch it, is it good? Use to laugh our a** off watching House and trying to figure out the diagnosis before the show let on.
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I love it.
I use to love House too!
 

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