Kiki's Hurricane Hurrah & Fire Function

[featherhead007]

I'm laughing so hard I cant get my breath. You all...the prime example of taking something and running with it.

We do what we do best!

 

[EverythingDucks]

This is now more relevant than ever.

Oh my

 

[featherhead007]

I don't own a dog anymore.
Would a chicken work?

Absolutely!!!!!

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

It's even funnier cause we were just talking about the possibility of Dawg being pregnant.

 

[featherhead007]

I know for sure now, that tomorrow morning, I will go out to hug my roosters and say, "I need-a hugg my bebe doggeh's! Gezz! I really hate you peeps sometimes! Kidding!

 

[ShrekDawg]

@KDOGG331 and @Tesumph are going to have a baby and they are going to name it
Baby Doggeh.

I’m gonna put that on my kid’s birth certificate if I ever have one

 

[sealer39]

So there’s not going to be a little Baby Doggeh running around on BYC? ☹

 

[featherhead007]

I’m gonna put that on my kid’s birth certificate if I ever have one

No you wont!

 

[EverythingDucks]

No you wont!

Y E S .

 

[ShrekDawg]

No need.

I live in the sticks for a reason. It would take a real dummy to open the gate, come all the way down my drive, open another gate, come up through my yard, and then try to walk in.

That is the exact reason why you would need to lock it!! Haven’t you ever watched any horror movies or 20/20 or Dateline type things!? It’s always the people in the middle of no where!!! Or the ones that say “this is a quiet town. Stuff like that never happens here!!!!”

I mean, heck, they found a body here several years ago!!! Like.... murder.

Spoiler

I never heard the rest of the story so I just looked it up again and turns out it was a Guatemalan drug dealer who’s body was cut open drug mule type shiz!!! Like they think the murderer took the drugs out of his body. This is a nice town! Stuff like that truly does not happen here. Yet it did. Lock your doors!!!!