Kiki's Tea Party. Game Over

[hysop]

I love water!!! But also tea

And awww that sucks you can’t put anti itch cream or something on them? Haha

Mine are decent I think and I’m tall but I do have random dings and scratches and stuff constantly and I need to remember to shave

I love shorts usually, they’re so comfy, and sometimes it’s too hot for pants, but I don’t wear super short ones and I could never wear a bikini. Have to keep my thighs covered at least

Well I think imma buy shorts and sunbathe in my front yard (I have no neighbors I can see with my eyes only with binos) I tan decently so I may try that this year and hope they don’t look as bad as my current pale legs.

 

[R2elk]

I can not wait until I feel comfortable wearing shorts.

I have far too often seen both men and women in shorts that should never be seen in shorts.

 

[ShrekDawg]

This first part makes me happy.

The second part... I say where whatever makes you comfortable.

I can not wait until I feel comfortable wearing shorts.

You don’t wear shorts!?

 

[Kiki]

So basically you either never take it off or never go anywhere.

There'd be problems if I didn't wear a bra to the grocery store.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well I think imma buy shorts and sunbathe in my front yard (I have no neighbors I can see with my eyes only with binos) I tan decently so I may try that this year and hope they don’t look as bad as my current pale legs.

Good idea!!!

 

[Kiki]

it never bothered me before til I got pregnant and the doctors and nurses were like what’s wrong with your legs?? (All while staring at my hoohaa) Ever since then I’m like: I’ll just appear modest with my clothes

I just choked on my protein shake.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have far too often seen both men and women in shorts that should never be seen in shorts.

Same or super tight pants

 

[Kiki]

Well I think imma buy shorts and sunbathe in my front yard (I have no neighbors I can see with my eyes only with binos) I tan decently so I may try that this year and hope they don’t look as bad as my current pale legs.

Tan for win.

 

[ShrekDawg]

There'd be problems if I didn't wear a bra to the grocery store.

I might have to start wearing one again if I keep gaining weight.

 

[Kiki]

I have far too often seen both men and women in shorts that should never be seen in shorts.

I saw this one today.
Hush.
I had to take the picture because I was thinking to myself if this woman has the balls to wear shorts then I should have the balls to wear shorts.