Kiki's upcoming party

[MarkJr]

This liberal dkfng state is going back into lockdown.
It’s quite literally like they are doing everything in their power to cut the legs out from under small business and family.
Kate Brown needs to be replaced.

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

This many people on a couch constitutes an

I agree. We should redub that one "The Party Couch". And slap some of that clear vinyl stuff on it. Or a tarp at least.

'Night, guys! Don't get pecked by a chicken or assaulted by a duck.

Good night, Your Eminence!

 

[MarkJr]

Night SAFFY!!!!

Friendly reminder: Clean your couch. It’s been WELL USED this night.

 

[Fishychix]

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Okay, I've done that before.
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This the same one who had the chicken?

Ooh. ooh. Funny story
I used to knit with those long aluminum needles.
Who can guess where this is going?
I had them tucked into the couch and mini scolded me for it in case someone gets hurt. Well, no sooner did he stick them into a tote, points up, when I tried to warn him BUT too late. Hed already bent over to do something else and stabbed himself right into the meaty part of his thigh! It looked SO bad I thought it penetrated. I was trying to figure out how to explain this to the ER when we saw it had just severely bruised him and not actually broken through. Thankfully, cause, honestly, it was very difficult trying to not laugh my head off when at the same time I was terrified and trying to gauge just how bad he was hurt. I nearly choked

Hadn't heard of them before now, honestly.
My bedtime stories run more along the lines of my or others' violent fanfictions. Sometimes it's the fluffy fics, but I write more torment and screaming than I do fluff.
Let me know if I've concerned you.

Well, I was going to put in Silence of the Lambs or a certain graphic novel regarding the serial killer Dahmer, but wasnt too sure, LOL.

 

[MarkJr]

Saffy’s party couch will give the poor gal nightmares.




Should the lettering be multicolored?

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

Should the lettering be multicolored?

Hhhhmmmm...I don't think she'd like that.


Definitely. ALL THE RAINBOWS

 

[MarkJr]

Someone with better editing skills can make the sign better.
It’s vinyl or leather. Easy clean.

 

[MarkJr]

SAFFY I went all the way to Hollywood to fetch your new party couch!!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Night SAFFY!!!!

Friendly reminder: Clean your couch. It’s been WELL USED this night.

Someone get me some water and a gallon of bleach.
I need WATER AND A GALLON OF BLEACH!

Saffy’s party couch will give the poor gal nightmares.




Should the lettering be multicolored?

NOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS A GIFT FROM BATTY! OFF! OFF!!

Hhhhmmmm...I don't think she'd like that.


Definitely. ALL THE RAINBOWS

INDEED I WOULD NOT!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

SAFFY I went all the way to Hollywood to fetch your new party couch!!!

Uh... thanks. Can I give this one to you guys and keep my old one?
Water and bleach, water and bleach....