Kiki's upcoming party

[EverythingDucks]

The wind is noisy. And its raining hard.
Sometimes Florida sucks.
I.could.go without the hurricanes

 

[MarkJr]

Those are a harder target to hit than knees or throat, though. ;-) Guys guard those nads.

Not the throat. It’s a killing blow.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

As long as it’s justly deserved.
‘Hi... I’m Mark. I’d really like to take you to coffee sometime.’ Isn’t it.

Now, that kind of offer I can take! Nice, polite, to the point, and nothing lusty about it!

 

[electrycmonk]

You can borrow my little sword.
View attachment 2408123

Is that blade ~24"?
Handle ~8-10"?

 

[Conan]

... I thought that she was a duck, though?

A prairie duck

 

[Nabiki]

Not the throat. It’s a killing blow.

True. Nose is good, though. Eyes immediately tear up giving a bit of time to get out of there. I generally don't go for face or body targets, though. I'm too short.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

A prairie duck

Does she know Bob's prairie dogs?

 

[EverythingDucks]

And if you don't give them to me, I'll eat you too.

I'll swallow you whole.

 

[Conan]

I'll swallow you whole.

In your dreams. Read the rules.

 

[electrycmonk]

The wind is noisy. And its raining hard.
Sometimes Florida sucks.
I.could.go without the hurricanes

Don't drown.