Kiki's upcoming party

[Sapphire Sebright]

Was it black?

It had some black on it, but it wasn't mushy. Smelled fine. Might be a bit past straight-eating ripeness, but not too far. Just tasted a little off, but then again, I don't usually eat bananas straight.

 

[MarkJr]

I've never been around an ornery or tempermen..... Wait a second.


What are you trying to say?

I’ve actually only been around two brahmas. The bull was huge. He lived to get his ears rubbed. Total puppy dog.

The cow would make this fat kid run every time. She’d ambush me, waiting until I was furthest away from anything resembling cover. I think it was her entertainment for the week. I tried the ol dodge and wiggle. She was quicker. Two broken ribs, and a purple thigh.

 

[MarkJr]

It had some black on it, but it wasn't mushy. Smelled fine. Might be a bit past straight-eating ripeness, but not too far. Just tasted a little off, but then again, I don't usually eat bananas straight.

Little black = unfit for human consumption

Yellow with green ends = proper banana

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’ve actually only been around two brahmas. The bull was huge. He lived to get his ears rubbed. Total puppy dog.

The cow would make this fat kid run every time. She’d ambush me, waiting until I was furthest away from anything resembling cover. I think it was her entertainment for the week. I tried the ol dodge and wiggle. She was quicker. Two broken ribs, and a purple thigh.

The bull sounds so sweet. I'll bet that he tasted good.
The cow... man, people like say that males are temperamental, but some women can be absolutely vicious.
Never me, though. Goodness, no.

 

[Painted Calls]

I’ve actually only been around two brahmas. The bull was huge. He lived to get his ears rubbed. Total puppy dog.

The cow would make this fat kid run every time. She’d ambush me, waiting until I was furthest away from anything resembling cover. I think it was her entertainment for the week. I tried the ol dodge and wiggle. She was quicker. Two broken ribs, and a purple thigh.

I have had purple thighs before. No broken ribs though. Not jealous!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Little black = unfit for human consumption

Yellow with green ends = proper banana

The brown/black/not-rotten ones are the best for banana bread, though. Trust me. Used ten of 'em in banana bread the other night -- it was delicious.

 

[Kiki]

My absolute favorite breed of cattle! Brahma!

I wanted to get put of my car to go scratch it's fat neck.

I wonder if it would like a carrot or apple.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have had purple thighs before. No broken ribs though. Not jealous!

I'm surprised that my thighs weren't purple after the squat-off.
They certainly felt like they should have been.

 

[MarkJr]

The brown/black/not-rotten ones are the best for banana bread, though. Trust me. Used ten of 'em in banana bread the other night -- it was delicious.

Agreed.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I wanted to get put of my can to go scratch it's fat neck.

I wonder if it would like a carrot or apple.

It's precious! I'd love to pet it and give it a good scritch, but cattle honestly scare me. They're huge!