Kiki's WeekEND Inked Pearly Masquerade Ball

[reddogmaster2]

You gave her a gun? Gezz!

She made me.

 

[featherhead007]

OH CRAP...MRS REDDOG JUST GOT UP AND IS EXITING THE BEDROOM AND LOOKING RIGHT AT ME LIKE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING....

(Surveillance picked up from RedDogMaster Farms...)

Good morning sweetie, aren't you especially beautiful this morning!
May I get you some breakfast?
WOW, have I told you how great you are lately!?!?!

She knows EVERYTHING! All wives do!

 

[featherhead007]

She made me.

Vagi-pressure huh?

 

[reddogmaster2]

Vagi-pressure huh?

Yes.

 

[sourland]

Sitting here patiently waiting on Mrs ReddogMaster2 to get up and out of bed and help me get some work done around this place...

Any suggestions to help me "motivate" her?

I know what always works for me.

You gave her a gun? Gezz!

Buddy of mine did the same thing for his drunken wife.

Vagi-pressure huh?

Way back when caused me to buy an air conditioner.

 

[featherhead007]

I know what always works for me.



Buddy of mine did the same thing for his drunken wife.




Way back when caused me to buy an air conditioner.

Wouldn't a blow up doll, have been cheaper?

 

[sourland]

Wouldn't a blow up doll, have been cheaper?

Ever try holding a conversation with one of them?

 

[featherhead007]

Ever try holding a conversation with one of them?

Ever try getting your point of view in to your wife?

 

[featherhead007]

My bad (very bad) sorry!

 

[Painted Calls]

My bad (very bad) sorry!

You're getting a no crow collar.