Kiki's WeekEND Inked Pearly Masquerade Ball

[ShrekDawg]

You guys are KILLING me!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I brought the stepladder in yesterday so I could replace the ballast in a light fixture. The first thing I noticed was a crab spider crawling on me. I found a different home for it. My luck being what it is lately, shortly after I got the light fixture repaired, one of the bulbs burned out.

Oh no! Do you have another? And are crab spiders dangerous?

 

[featherhead007]

Can you catch KDOG a man, while you're at it?
Doesn't matter if he's shiny or not.
Use a taser if you have to. I'll help you drag him to Massachusetts.

Now that's a true friend!

 

[featherhead007]

Oh no! Do you have another? And are crab spiders dangerous?

Spider crabs? I don't think they are dangerous!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Spider crabs? I don't think they are dangerous!
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I never knew that spiders could look so delicious!

 

[featherhead007]

I never knew that spiders could look so delicious!

And they were delicious!

 

[Painted Calls]

And are crab spiders dangerous?

No.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Spider crabs? I don't think they are dangerous!
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this reminds there used to be (and maybe still is?) this like boat adventure thing here that we went on as kids that would take you around the harbor and they would pull up the lobster traps and let you look at and touch the lobsters and there would always be spider crabs in it too!! I loved them. They were so cool!!!

There was also this little “pirate ship” that would follow us around we had to “fight” them for the “treasure” which was just this bin of like this cheap dollar store “gold” coins and necklaces and stuff but at the time it was awesome!! You got to take some home.

And they would taunt us so what we would do was they would have everybody on the boat chant GIVE US THE TREASURE!!! Or WE WANT THE TREASURE!!! Or something to that effect, pretty sure it was the latter, then we’d all blast the poor guy with water cannons until he conceded

It was bad ass lol


And yes I know this post is probably wayyyy too long again but couldn’t shorten it without cutting out key components of the story

 

[ShrekDawg]

No.

That’s good at least!!! I HATE spiders!!! And most bugs

There was this big huge hornworm on the tomatoes yesterday and it was disgusting!!!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

this reminds there used to be (and maybe still is?) this like boat adventure thing here that we went on as kids that would take you around the harbor and they would pull up the lobster traps and let you look at and touch the lobsters and there would always be spider crabs in it too!! I loved them. They were so cool!!!

There was also this little “pirate ship” that would follow us around we had to “fight” them for the “treasure” which was just this bin of like this cheap dollar store “gold” coins and necklaces and stuff but at the time it was awesome!! You got to take some home.

And they would taunt us so what we would do was they would have everybody on the boat chant GIVE US THE TREASURE!!! Or WE WANT THE TREASURE!!! Or something to that effect, pretty sure it was the latter, then we’d all blast the poor guy with water cannons until he conceded

It was bad ass lol


And yes I know this post is probably wayyyy too long again but couldn’t shorten it without cutting out key components of the story

Not to be persnickety, but I would just like to point out that "bad ass" should be either hyphenated or one word.
Otherwise, it raises the question of whose arse is bad, if the sentence subject has an arse.