Kiki's WeekEND Inked Pearly Masquerade Ball

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She's full of bologna because my geese are not nice.
Mine are soo nice. They follow me like dogs, they sit on my lap, and keep the cats and dogs in check. This morning Bad asked if we should take them for a walk, I said heck yes but he went back to sleep. I’m thinking it’s about time for a wake-up surprise.
 
The taste?
That's why I only swap out half, at most. Sometimes I do a bit more sugar than substitute, but the flavor is pretty mild at half -- especially if there's another strong flavoring, like chocolate or peanut butter.
But... all substitute? Blech, I did that by accident once -- those poor brownies were ruined.
I bet. Ewww. The aftertaste!
 
Keep it plugged in
Oh if it was only that easy. Its jack is jacked so it's real particular about charging.
I have to get it warmed up then in the perfect position. Sweet talk it as I slide the plug in. Find the perfect depth then wiggle it around till I know I found the right spot by its reaction. Then prop it up a little and push a tad deeper. Then just let it lay there and do its thing. If I even breath too deep on it I have to start the whole process over.
 
Intestines are always wriggling. That’s why doctors hang them on a thing to do surgery and they just shove them back in when their done. They wriggle themselves back in order.
I hope I’m never in a car wreck or something with you near by. I can here you now, “Wait, don’t put him in the ambulance yet his intestines are wriggling, isn’t it neat! Here, move his intestines out of the way so I can poke his liver, I bet he’ll squirm!” :lau
 
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