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[featherhead007]

And remember RedDogMaster2's Universal Truth #219;

A friend will help you move...A GOOD FRIEND will help you move a body!

Where do I buy your universal truth book?

 

[featherhead007]

I finally bought some potting soil so I could plant my flower seeds and haven’t done it yet!!!! We tried to buy pumpkin seeds yesterday to get our pumpkins and turnips planted and RK donated all their seeds to charity already!!!!!! So they could put all the Fall stuff out!!!!!

You have a lousy neighbor too?

 

[sourland]

Where do I buy your universal truth book?

I got mine through Amazon.

 

[LaFleche]

A new neighbor just moved in next door (A real moron) I hate her already. Teases my roosters, Shakes my fence and yells "shut up you s## birds"

How about a little electricity? Hot fence for a hot neighbour

 

[featherhead007]

Only book I have like that, is "How to get rid of unwanted pests in your home"

 

[featherhead007]

How about a little electricity? Hot fence for a hot neighbour

Yah, 30,000 volts!

 

[reddogmaster2]

Where do I buy your universal truth book?

For my dear friends here at BYC, I give it away for FUN and for FREE!

(until someone complains about my truth-telling and the mods whack me around a bit and I scurry off in the corner like a beat dog... But I'm like a Hair in a Biscuit...tough to get rid of!)

 

[featherhead007]

For my dear friends here at BYC, I give it away for FUN and for FREE!

(until someone complains about my truth-telling and the mods whack me around a bit and I scurry off in the corner like a beat dog... But I'm like a Hair in a Biscuit...tough to get rid of!)

And these peeps think i'm joking! I always follow good advice (Live longer that way)

 

[featherhead007]

And these peeps think i'm joking! I always follow good advice (Live longer that way)

So you go right on posting!

 

[reddogmaster2]

Only book I have like that, is "How to get rid of unwanted pests in your home"

Speaking of unwanted pests, our oldest Son's Fiance's Family came by recently to discuss the upcoming Wedding. Now bear in mind, our Son and future Daughter in Law are nearly 30 years old and both have been on their own for years. So as far as I'm concernd they are on their own with the wedding. Hell, thats what grown soon to be married mature couples do in my opinion...but I digress

So my Son's future Mother In Law starts in on all this wedding planning bull-shat and I look at her husband and say, "wanna go outside and drink some whisky while these women-folk banter around about this nonsense.?" His wife gave him the stink eye and the fella sits back down and shuts his pie hole.

No biggie, I say, and grab the nearest semi-auto sporting rifle and proceed to the range for about 20 minutes, blasting away like its WW3!

My Son joined me and said "Dad, they're not gun people and they don't drink."

I just shook my head as my Son and I shot for a few more minutes then returned to the house. The whole walk back to the house I had my hand on my Son's shoulder patting him lovingly like a father does. I kept thinking about the "Power of The Vagina" as we walked.

Thankfully, the pests got the message and left and I enjoyed the rest of the evening by the chickens sippin brown whisky and thinking about life and lessons...