Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[ShrekDawg]

Oh and the power finally came back on like 20 minutes ago.... as soon as I left to go charge my phone and as soon as my dad was about to go turn on the generator lol it was out for about 4 hours.

Makes no sense to me though because we barely even had any storm at all and it was sunny within an hour yet it went out but yet when we’ve had far worse storms it stays on.

 

[ShrekDawg]

He makes fun of my faker chickens all the time.

The bantams!? I love mine. they make me laugh lol they’re my funky little crew the Brabanters and the bantam Cochins. Between the crazy hair dos on the Brabanters and the crazy feathered feet on the Cochins plus the whole group’s tiny runty size, we always die laughing looking at them no individual names yet but they are collectively known as “The Punks” LOL

 

[The Moonshiner]

He makes fun of my faker chickens all the time.

Thats just cause you tease me so.
I don't have the heart to be too hard on you so your chickens have to suffer the consequences.

 

[Tesumph]

Oh and the power finally came back on like 20 minutes ago.... as soon as I left to go charge my phone and as soon as my dad was about to go turn on the generator lol it was out for about 4 hours.

Makes no sense to me though because we barely even had any storm at all and it was sunny within an hour yet it went out but yet when we’ve had far worse storms it stays on.

Sometimes it just takes bad luck for a transformer to blow or a power line to come down.

 

[reddogmaster2]

Read this the other day;

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

It's windy here. We got some rain earlier, too.
The clouds looked like white and gray vent fluff... like a massive Poppy was meandering across the sky.

 

[reddogmaster2]

...otherwise I’d probably have like 50 or 100 lmao well, I doubt I’d ever go that high actually. I don’t think I would want to go over like 30.

We are talking Firearms right?

 

[CSAchook]

Read this the other day;

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

What dummy came up with that hogwash?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

We are talking Firearms right?

No, chickens.
Speaking of chickens, due to losing four in the past two weeks, my number has dropped to a mere sixteen.
... "Mere" sixteen... think that I have a problem?

 

[reddogmaster2]

It's windy here. We got some rain earlier, too.
The clouds looked like white and gray vent fluff... like a massive Poppy was meandering across the sky.

If I was smarter... and... a better writer, I'd write stuff for money and dang sure use your analogy "like a massive Poppy meandering across the sky...

My analogies are always stupid and juvenile. For example I wrote once, "When he sold that lawnmower, he got screwed like a tied up goat".

Doesn't have the family friendly ring as your Poppy analogy!

Just thought I'd point that out.....