Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[The Moonshiner]

Yeah, I thought a bidet was a hat, wait no, that’s a beret. Never mind.

Now you're confusing me. I thought a beret was those things girls put in their hair.

 

[Tesumph]

Yeah, sure - easy to say.

You're right, it is!
My sources tell me the danglers have a mind of their own. I say I'll trade you for the misery mine puts me through.

 

[sourland]

You're right, it is!
My sources tell me the danglers have a mind of their own. I say I'll trade you for the misery mine puts me through.

Life gets easier.

 

[ShrekDawg]

No way ....you're not tricking me into getting some nasty moderator points.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Btw I swear I’m done after this but I just have to share these two haha I swear my little brother always wins in the ADORABLE department

 

[CSAchook]

I believe the shower in the toilet is called a bidet. If you run the water hose in through the window (if you have indoor plumbing), you too, can have a butt sprayer like the fancy french.

My concern is that cold water hitting. How do you get anything clean when puckered?

The place DH and I stayed at over the weekend had fancy Japanese toilets. They washed and dried.

 

[sealer39]

Now you're confusing me. I thought a beret was those things girls put in their hair.

I don’t think I want to go to France. I’d ask the wrong questions and wind up wearing a toilet as a hat and using Bobby pins to wipe my............................!

 

[Tesumph]

Btw I swear I’m done after this but I just have to share these two haha I swear my little brother always wins in the ADORABLE department

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[RUNuts]

The place DH and I stayed at over the weekend had fancy Japanese toilets. They washed and dried.

Blow dried or more of a gentle pat? I don't think I'd enjoy those high velocity wind turbines they are using nowadays. Saves time? Ties your hair in a knot too.

Again. The cold water is not appealing to me.

 

[ShannonR]

Blow dried or more of a gentle pat? I don't think I'd enjoy those high velocity wind turbines they are using nowadays. Saves time? Ties your hair in a knot too.

Again. The cold water is not appealing to me.

You're outdoing yourself today, Nutty!!