Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[room onthebroom]

A virtual hug from Kiki.

I was hoping for a nice opossum stew that I didn’t have to scrape the asphalt off of, but ok.

 

[sealer39]

I see your cow skulls and rotted wood and raise y’all a portapotty. I just need to figure out how to attach one to the roof of my car to get it home. I’m out of duck tape, I just mailed my last roll to @Overo Mare so she can make her pee blaster.

 

[Painted Calls]

I see your cow skulls and rotted wood and raise y’all a portapotty. I just need to figure out how to attach one to the roof of my car to get it home. I’m out of duck tape, I just mailed my last roll to @Overo Mare so she can make her pee blaster.

I just effing choked.

 

[room onthebroom]

I see your cow skulls and rotted wood and raise y’all a portapotty. I just need to figure out how to attach one to the roof of my car to get it home. I’m out of duck tape, I just mailed my last roll to @Overo Mare so she can make her pee blaster.

You keep your toilet outside your vehicle? Savage! There was a toddler toilet IN my car for many years. Yep. I’m pretty high class that way.

 

[Painted Calls]

You keep your toilet outside your vehicle? Savage! There was a toddler toilet IN my car for many years. Yep. I’m pretty high class that way.

Been there done that. No judgement from me!

 

[Kiki]

I was hoping for a nice opossum stew that I didn’t have to scrape the asphalt off of, but ok.

Maybe we could have a roadkill dinner contest.
We could all go collect roadkill to cook.
I'm crying.
I'm talking to my phone and I couldn't say this without crying and laughing so hard.

 

[Kiki]

Maybe we could have a roadkill dinner contest.
We could all go collect roadkill to cook.
I'm crying.
I'm talking to my phone and I couldn't say this without crying and laughing so hard.

This is hillbilly isn't it?

 

[Painted Calls]

Maybe we could have a roadkill dinner contest.
We could all go collect roadkill to cook.
I'm crying.
I'm talking to my phone and I couldn't say this without crying and laughing so hard.

Be best to stand out by the road and wait for it to get hit so it's fresh. Too hot to be scraping critters off the asphalt if they've been there a while.

I like mine without maggots.

 

[room onthebroom]

Y’all done worn me out. Wake me when it’s time to grease the pigs, play the spoons & have the watermelon seed spitting contest.

 

[ShannonR]

You keep your toilet outside your vehicle? Savage! There was a toddler toilet IN my car for many years. Yep. I’m pretty high class that way.

I can totally relate to that