Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Painted Calls]

Welcome back from the slammer @reddogmaster2!

 

[reddogmaster2]

experience with being arrested?

Well, there was this time in Navarre Beach FL back in '81......

But I was INNOCENT I TELL YOU_INNOCENT!

 

[reddogmaster2]

Welcome back from the slammer @reddogmaster2!

Sheee-it, I could do time in the BYC slammer while Naked and BlindFolded! Easy Peasy! But thank you Ma'am!

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Hey @WhatTheDuckingDuck look, it’s your favorite song!

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Most definitely isn’t.

 

[room onthebroom]

Red, our very own Pound Puppy!

 

[Kiki]

“The dangers of flaming drinks” ?!? Come on, they’re not dangerous! We set a bar on fire with flaming Dr Peppers once and no one got hurt!! Just a little smoke damage, we opened the windows and everything was fine. Jeez, what is this world coming to.

D E A D!
Look what I spotted today.

 

[Painted Calls]

D E A D!
Look what I spotted today.
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I've had the pink ones.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

wasp spray

Not white trashy enough. Bad used spray paint to deal with them. It was a hilarious sight.

 

[room onthebroom]

I've had the pink ones.

Did you puke? How was your head the next day?

 

[sealer39]

Not to BRAG too much, but I will put my HillBilly Porch up against anyone any day of the week and twiced on Sundays!

Bottle Tree and Spit-toon on porch CHECk!
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Cast iron stove and multiple lanterns, garbage cans and 1 old out of date fire extinguisher! CHECK!
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Christmas lights, a BBQ trophy, a broke pitcher pump and various and sundry "stuff" CHECK!
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Lawn Jockey! Check!

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Woodpile, wasp spray, a ladder, satallite dish, and some various sheet metal farm animals? What the hell is wrong with Reddogmaster2? HA!
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Now THAT is a HillBilly Porch!

Nope, none of that counts. It’s way to nice, neat and tidy. And, that spit toon looks like it’s never been used! Redneck wannabe!
Beautiful porch and view though.