Last man standing wins it all! (And by all I mean nothing, there's no prizes)

[Duckpip]

Here it is!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...t-not-my-favorite-club.1503826/#post-25179902

Thank you! I need to add something to my tags, though... perhaps I'll make the haters mad and join the lovers club.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

If you like it, even a little bit, you have to be on the lover's side. The haters are lukewarmists

Um, you were in the war too. We are not lukewarm.

 

[Everose]

We can treat it like it's not! I'm sure Eve would love that!

Do whatever y'all want. I'll try to win another day.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

WHY ARE YOU SOOOOOO ODDDDDD

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE COMPLIMENTING ME!?!?

 

[Everose]

Um, you were in the war too. We are not lukewarm.

You hate people who are lukewarm is what I was saying

 

[Chicks in VA]

What's that supposed to mean?

You will know LATER

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

CAN somebody please explain what the asparagus thing is?

Basically, it was a war started by Fluffy.

 

[Duckpip]

Um, you were in the war too. We are not lukewarm.

YOU'RE AN ASPARAGUS HATER!?

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

You hate people who are lukewarm is what I was saying

No we don't! We kept Peanut, the traitor.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

YOU'RE AN ASPARAGUS HATER!?

Guilty as charged.