Okay, in last stab at trying to win a contest, I'll break the rules and enter a duck!!
These two pekins are Sheldy and Noodle (Sheldy is the girl with the yellow beak and the loud raspy QUACK and Noodle is the boy with the pink beak and the quiet squeaky Quork). They used to live in our garden but we decided to put them on the river where they could enjoy a better life without poo smeared all over them and their feathers going yellow, and have something to do other than sit and stare at the ground.
I like my chickens better though, but I have not got any funny pictures of them.