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Right? How is bourbon so delicious, and scotch so nasty?
I was filling in for the bar owner one day. It was a slow afternoon. A guy comes in for a scotch. I pull the Cutty Sark bottle out of the well and pour a glass for him. He takes one sip and says this isn't scotch.

I pour out his "scotch" give him a clean glass and hold the Cutty Sark bottle in front of him and make sure he watches me pour the "scotch". Again he takes a sip and says that isn't scotch. Here you taste it he says.

I replied that I don't drink scotch. I get a new glass, grab a different bottle of Cutty Sark off the shelf and pour him a third glass. He takes a sip and says that's scotch. He finished his drink and left.

When the bar owner returned, I told him about what went on. He says did you pour it from the bottle in the well? Yes. He says I was cleaning the drains with a drain cleaner. The container broke so I grabbed the Cutty Sark bottle, finished it off and poured the cleaner into the Cutty Sark bottle. He also says that he shouldn't have stuck it back in the well.
 

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