Let's Talk With Some Weirdos

[Aunt Angus]

A smart man pockets the keys.

A smart woman fixes her own dang dishwasher and keeps the man around as arm candy.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Ours is just Charlotte, but we do have a Nutsy O'SillySocks and a Crazy Eyed Seamus.

We used to have a Bitchy Von FluffyBottom, a Spazzy McStripeyPants, and a Fatty McFatFat.

I'm in charge of names, so they all get suitably silly ones.

The current crop includes the pigs, Miss Penelope Pancetta and Obi Wan Swinobi, and former participants have included Dustmop Underfoot, a Lhasa Apso, Sir Winston Pricklebottom, hedgehog, Canis Cuprum AKA Copper, and the Snowdorks, Loki and Atka, Malamutes. I think the last normally named pet we had was a dog named Einstein, and even then...

 

[bill3607]

Ours is just Charlotte, but we do have a Nutsy O'SillySocks and a Crazy Eyed Seamus.

We used to have a Bitchy Von FluffyBottom, a Spazzy McStripeyPants, and a Fatty McFatFat.

 

[bill3607]

A smart woman fixes her own dang dishwasher and keeps the man around as arm candy.

daaay***m Mrs. Ard

I knew I should have made a play on you in English class

 

[azurbanclucker]

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[Brooks_]

A smart woman fixes her own dang dishwasher and keeps the man around as arm candy.

I'm arm candy that takes care of chickens. I'm a twofer.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I'm arm candy that takes care of chickens. I'm a twofer.

I asked my wife why she puts up with me. She said she's a sucker for charity cases and after 23 years she's afraid I may die if she turns me loose on my own.

 

[bill3607]

Eagles are showing out a little

Wonder which way Dick went on this game

 

[Brooks_]

I asked my wife why she puts up with me. She said she's a sucker for charity cases and after 23 years she's afraid I may die if she turns me loose on my own.

She doesn't want you ded.

 

[member 655102]

I'm arm candy that takes care of chickens. I'm a twofer.