Lose 8 pounds in two days, 20 pounds in a week

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Yes, you too can lose eight pounds in two days, twenty pounds in a week like I lost eight pounds Sunday and Monday of this week. Sunday and today I've had diarrhea so bad that I'm afraid I might turn transparent. I had this same wonderful secret, mysterious illness a week before Christmas and went from 206 to 186 during that week. The following week when I was feeling well I lost two pounds a day until I got down to 178 pounds.
YES, this can happen to you. Imagine yourself after having lost 28 pounds in two weeks. Simply send me a cashier's check for $100 or cash, and I will spit in a test tube and send you the secret, magical weight-loss elixir; you can culture the test tube's amazing contents for yourself. Using this culture you will have developed and selling it to millions of people throughout the world who are clamoring for it, you can get rich quickly and look fantastic while spending lots of money on your new, smaller-size wardrobe that you can buy in Italy or Paris or wherever. Act quickly, send your cashiers check or cash before I get well and your chance of a lifetime fades into the void of missed opportunities.
 
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sorry you are sick!!
 
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I'm willing to try anything once.................

I hope you get to feeling better soon.
 
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I thought you were telling me that you had cut your head off, then I remembered how much hot air weighed
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Kidding kidding ..
 
I'd like more details about this diarrhea you are referring to. Take some pics and post them.
 
I told you to not eat the snow.

Feel better. Take Imodium.

Imp- Placing Imodium stock order
 
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i thought everyone knew?!
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