"Louisiana "La-yers" Peeps"

[bugglesmommy]

This cake is just awesome!!

 

[Celie]

You're welcome. I just sent the link to "you know who" and told him to get busy.

I think I have decided on a simple chicken tractor. I found one online . It's simple enough for me to build alone. (i think)

Well KuntryGirl, your reference to "you know who" makes you sound as mysterious as the other woman in someone's life ! All this mysterious talk has got my imagination going ! Hmmmmm, I am very good at solving puzzles and it's a good thing we can all keep secretes, as well as all being crazy? Right ?

Howdy La-yers! We had frost at the edge of the field this morning. I had to break out one of my winter sweaters to wear to work. Now if only the pecans would start falling & the citrus turn! Love this time of year!

This is my favorite time of the year, too!

Spring and fall are great for me, but I don't do winter or summer well.

I picked my first yellow lemon! So its not far off. My blood oranges are just getting a lighter green now.


That's cool! I have even started drinking a bit of water with a teaspoon of the Braggs in it. My friend swears by it and has convinced me to do it. Its now as bad as I thought it would be, lol.

I put ACV on my salads and use it in my Italian dressing, but straight, it makes me pucker!

Yep, the only good coon is a deed coon, IMO, but who was it that thought rehoming a hand full of baby coons or possums, was a good idea? Wasn't that you, KuntryGirl ?

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat).

The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me

. This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive.

I"m ALWAYS ready.

I don't go to all that intrigue, I just have my AK47 with night vision scope beside my bed and both barns are visible from my window, so I do not even have to put on a robe.
I am often why I have a rifle on the porch, right outside the front door? Aren't you afraid someone will use it to break in and rob you or hurt you? I leave it there exactly for that purpose, because it doesn't work, but the ones I keep inside, do !

 

[ederob]

This cake is just awesome!!

Did you make it! That is awesome!

 

[Celie]

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat).

The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me

. This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive.

I"m ALWAYS ready.

I don't get my gun carrying permit until next week. How did you get your's so fast?

 

[bugglesmommy]

Oh, I'm not that talented of a baker! I can make cake that looks like cake. lol. I saw that pic and wanted to share it.

 

[Celie]

Oh, you KNOW that I WILL take pictures. I will have a pic of the chalk drawn around his body in addition to the "Police Line Do Not Cross" yellow ribbon.

I want the puctures of him after you shoot and beat the living daylights out of him, before the cops arrive! I like to see people who has it coming and finally get what they have coming!

 

[Celie]

Am I seeing a pellet gun/bow and arrow combo? Archery/bow hunting?

Yea buddy !!!!!!!!

It's the WILD, WILD South !!!!!

 

[catdaddyfro]

Yourself? or is that something you do to horses? You know like turning a young bull into a steer? Oops, I better watch what I say, he/she might be a 6 year old!

cutting; as in sorting the herd with a cutting horse LOL it is an event in Rodeos remember google is your friend when in doubt

https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&q=cutting+horse


Jeff

 

[Celie]

X2. I keep a gun for any two legged idiot that might try to harm me. I live near LSU and once a drunk student was trying to unlock my door with his key. Of course, I didn't know it was a drunk student. Called 911 " someone is trying to come in my backdoor, I have a gun, I know how to use it and I will use it. ". 911: "ok, but better to wait until there is at least damage to the door. " I aimed for the back door and called out loudly "I have a gun and I will kill you if you open that door (add some fierce cursing etc which my trainer told me use, ie not my sweet voice. ). Man keeps pushing on the door. He never says anything and never stops trying to get in. Now, in my book that's someone who accepts his fate of death, so now it is me waiting until I decide to squeeze the trigger, waiting until there can be no doubt he is trying to break in (keeping the law on my side) so I am settled in with a calm steely eye pointing that gun at the door. Just in time the police call that they are outside and to put the gun down. I guess you don't wait as long if you tell them you are ready, willing and able to kill the intruder. I had some targets, all bulls eyes, from my last visit to the range I wanted to show the stupid student and tell him he was very close to death, but he was too drunk to see or hear. I am a very good shot and I will DEFINATELY defend myself.

I’ve been chilly all afternoon. I’m going home & make some spicy Shrimp Creole for supper. Everybody will be happy – right down to Lacie the little white cat – even she gets a rinsed-off, minced shrimp!

Weaponwise:
I have 4 bows. I used to compete in archery.
Also a set of throwing knives; my Papa Ming (Grandfather on Mom’s side) taught me how to throw knives when I was 4 yrs old.
Also 2 butterfly knives, both collector’s editions. ( I have a *thing* for knives).
And a WWII bayonet.
And an atl-atl which I made myself (in lieu of having to do a term paper when I took anthropology) & I won the women’s state championship in distance and accuracy when I competed in that.
And my guns.
And Jim’s guns. He used to compete in target shooting.
And Jim’s atl-atl – he was men’s champ in accuracy.
And Jim’s blow-gun. (present from his brother)
And Jim’s Vietnamese bow & poisoned arrows he got when he was over there.
Plus we’ve taken two flint-knapping classes and have all the equipment to make our own arrowheads.
My Mom used to compete in skeet shooting in her day & Daddy has a whole box of awards from the Army.
I don’t remember when a gun was first put in my hands.
And yes, I generally hit whatever I aim at with whatever I’m using.

I will DIFFINATELY call first, if I'm ever going to your house!!

HAHAHAHA!! a "cowpie" all right!

Nice picture of chicken S**t! Glad she is better and only on this thread would you find people like us !!!!!

Shrimp Creole? I'm on my way.

Nice collection over there.

And I thought that I was the only one with an obsession for knives.

I will have to take a pic of my prize knife/sword and post it. I have been wanting to filet something open for a while now.

I picked up a cute cane knife at the flea market a while back but I only used it one time while wasting time in the yard doing nothing.

When my Grandma was alive, she could not afford a gun, but she took off a few fingers with her meat cleaver! She kept it razor sharp, but the blood did stain the window sill and a trail across the yard. Have you ever seen an over/under rifle? Mine shoots a shotgun shell out of the top barrel and a 357 bullet out of the bottom. Hubby bought it for me a couple years ago, to add to my collection. Once, when the local police was making their rounds, they pulled up just in time to see me coming around the house carrying a knife, after cutting off some chickens heads and blood running down my arm. But that's another store for another time! Let's just say they turn around in the driveway before mine! LOL

I feel downright tame. Lol. It's a crazy world. We should know how and when to defend ourselves. I also don't remember when I first learned to shoot. Pretty young. I am a great respecter of gun safety, but the few times I was put to the test (3 times someone tried to get into my house) I was calm and sure and confident in my ability to carry out whatever became necessary. JS

Amen, Sister !

 

[Celie]

Us girls should go track down some vermin in the woods here lol, ..I think I see a meatie processing/vermin hunting party in my future o.o lol

Count me in, shooting critters is more fun than shooting targets ! And KuntryGirl can gut them with her Filet knife if it isn't too dull, after she does the deed on all the Toms she has to process !

How about I just tell you what parish I am in? I am in East Feliciana. Near Baton Rouge but not in it. I am like 2 hours from it. I am in Louisiana and I am not in jail or anything like that. I am just a girl lovin her country life!

See, guys, I told you she was only 6 years old!!!! LOL

On a somber note, John 3?16 is the most quoted passage in the bible, but what is written in Revelations and is coming to pass right, now, day after day, is a really good read, too and really awesome seeing it unfold, right before our eyes! Be a good watcher !