assault by toast!!!! That's okay, I did it with a weenie the other day, but he crapped on my porch and it was for the dog who was past him... tee heeMy spoiled rotten girls taught my new rooster how to be spoiled! Usually when they want extra treats you can hear them coming up the steps and they start pecking at the door. Well yesterday I didn't pay any mind to them being on the porch and they stopped pecking at the door. Then I hear my rooster make a call that sounded like half his horrible crow and half screaming bloody murder. I thought he was being attacked, but nooo....I flung that door open to see a group of girls surrounding the door and the "proud" rooster standing on the trampoline next to the window. I gave them a treat and they were quiet for the rest of the day. This morning they tried it again, so I hit him in the head with a chunk of toast. It was funny seeing the girls try to get up there and even more so that the entire flock was up there.