We are making and painting birdhouses at school today so naturally I threw on some old clothing I wear when I'm working in the coops. I refuse to get paint on my "teacher" clothes! I got to work, went to the restroom--and found that there is a large rip in the crotch of my pants. What to do? I duct taped my pants. Unladylike? Yes. Resourceful? Definitely. Geez....is it Monday again?