Don't feel bad, sometimes things just fly over head.
A lady promised pound cakes for the church bake sale on Sunday. She had been running behind and asked her husband if he could help her by picking up a few things at the grouser. He was just getting ready to go golfing, but being a good husband he a greed if he could use the express lane.
1) dozen eggs
2) 8 oz pure Vanilla
3) 1# butter
4) 5# bag cake flour
5) gallon of Milk
6) 1 gal vanilla ice cream
7) 6 pack of coke
8) 5# bag of sugar
The quick trip took over an hour, when he got home he was all red in the face and sweeting, carrying one bag. He left and get a second and third bag.
As she started to unload the items there was in the first bag
1 dozen eggs, 2 8 oz bottles of Vanilla and 3 1# butters.
In the second and third bag was was 4 bags of 5# cake flour
As he struggled with 5 gallons of Milk, he answered the unspoken question on his wife's face. "Yes, I figured it out as I was paying for it."
She could not stop laughing as he brought in the last of the list, 8 5# bags of sugar.
