... Magic quail eggs?

[Pent]

There's at least one site that boasts of "The healing powers of quail eggs", claiming they can cure everything from epilepsy to infertility. So, am I wasting my magic quail eggs? Apparently, two a day can increase a child's grades. Is there a way to increase the magical properties of my quail? Should I be infusing their food with dragon bone or tiger claws or something? Is any specific quail breed more magic than the others? How should I prepare my quail eggs, for full magical effect? If I eat quail eggs, can i stride boldly up to a horse (Which I am severely allergic to) and pat it on the nose, suffering no ill side effects?

Not sure if I'm allowed to post the link, so I'll abstain.

 

[TedJan92_in_Idaho]

I don't know about all of that but I have 2 egg customers that buy 100 eggs each a week. They were both allergic to chickens eggs and I sent them a few samples and they can eat them with no ill affects

 

[Pent]

Well, that's certainly something. Its interesting when there's a basis to this stuff.

 

[TheRealTimShady]

ya know....people will believe anything. when i post my eggs on craigslist i put this with them

"
here are some of the GREAT Health benefits of quail eggs(MUCH better for you then chicken eggs!)
5x the protein of a chicken egg in 1/5th the size!!!

1. are a remedy against digestive tract disorders such as gastritis, stomach ulcer and duodenal ulcer.
2. can help cure anemia increasing hemoglobin level and remove toxins and heavy metals from blood.
3. help in the treatment of tuberculosis, bronchial asthma, diabetes and vegetative-vascular dystonia.
4. have strong anticancer effects and may help inhibit cancerous growth.
5. help eliminate and remove stones from liver, kidneys and gallbladder.
6. may accelerate recuperation after blood stroke and help strengthen heart muscle.
7. are a powerful stimulant of sexual potency. They nourish the prostrate gland with useful substances, phosphorus, proteins and vitamins and therefore help restore sexual potency in men.
8. promote good memory, enhance brain activity and regulate the nervous system.
9. strengthen the immune system slow down aging of organs and increase the life span.
10. improve skin color and strengthen hair making it shiny and voluminous. That's why quail eggs are used for facial and hair care masks.
"

and even most of that stuff might not be really true. Its like they say that weed can cure cancer, b/c it happened to one lady.

people will believe almost anything abotu something they know nothing about.

 

[MobyQuail]

There's at least one site that boasts of "The healing powers of quail eggs", claiming they can cure everything from epilepsy to infertility. So, am I wasting my magic quail eggs? Apparently, two a day can increase a child's grades. Is there a way to increase the magical properties of my quail? Should I be infusing their food with dragon bone or tiger claws or something? Is any specific quail breed more magic than the others? How should I prepare my quail eggs, for full magical effect? If I eat quail eggs, can i stride boldly up to a horse (Which I am severely allergic to) and pat it on the nose, suffering no ill side effects?

Not sure if I'm allowed to post the link, so I'll abstain.

funny post about the dragon bone...full magical effect... too good.