Make nursery rhymes about chickens

[Ninjasquirrel]

There was an old woman who lived in a coop. She had so many chickens that were filled with poop; She gave them some feed with a bit of bread; Then put them to roost to go bed.

Your turn.

 

[SueT]

There Is a young rooster named Paul,
Whose life has turned into a brawl...
The hens all berate him,
"That cockerel we hate him,
And we don't need a rooster at all."

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

Little Miss Pullet
Sat on her tail tip
Eating her cares away
Along came a spider[2]
Who sat down beside her
And Miss Pullet ate it anyway

 

[Thyme4Chickens]

Bawk bawk black hen
Have you any gruel?
Yes sir, yes sir
A whole crop full!

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

I died laughing

 

[Amer]

There Is a young rooster named Paul,
Whose life has turned into a brawl...
The hens all berate him,
"That cockerel we hate him,
And we don't need a rooster at all."

Little Miss Pullet
Sat on her tail tip
Eating her cares away
Along came a spider[2]
Who sat down beside her
And Miss Pullet ate it anyway

 

[Thyme4Chickens]

Mary had a chickie cam
Chickie cam
Chickie cam
Mary had a chickie cam
And watched it all day long

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

Chickie, chickie I beg you
don't caw caw
i will feed you and love you
so don't caw caw
and watch out for that hawk

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

Chickie, chickie I beg you
don't caw caw
i will feed you and love you
so don't caw caw
and watch out for that hawk

Thanks for reviving this thread!

One little two little three little chickies
Four little five little six little chickies
Seven little eight little nine little chickies
Chicken math got me too!

 

[NoFlyBackFarm]

lol