Hello, my name is Matilda. My human tells me I am a chicken, but I don't really trust her. I am trying out being lots of other things, to see what I like best.
test 1: a hat. I am stylish and chic. Perhaps I am a hat?
This human is especially tall, so I had to choose my moment to sit on his head. When he snuggled up in a tent in the garden, I saw my chance!
result: I do not want to be a hat. Hats do not get treats.
test 2: an eagle. If I'm going to be a bird, why not a magestic bird of prey? Way better than being prey.
result: I do not want to be an eagle. Eagles have to catch their own treats!
test 3: a football. Footballs seem like fun! I like fun!
result footballs are boring. I want some treat.
test 4: a dove. Graceful and elegant, and I get to go to weddings!
Result: Doves just eat the treat that chickens drop. I'm definitely not one of those.
I wonder what I should try to be next...
test 1: a hat. I am stylish and chic. Perhaps I am a hat?
This human is especially tall, so I had to choose my moment to sit on his head. When he snuggled up in a tent in the garden, I saw my chance!
result: I do not want to be a hat. Hats do not get treats.
test 2: an eagle. If I'm going to be a bird, why not a magestic bird of prey? Way better than being prey.
result: I do not want to be an eagle. Eagles have to catch their own treats!
test 3: a football. Footballs seem like fun! I like fun!
result footballs are boring. I want some treat.
test 4: a dove. Graceful and elegant, and I get to go to weddings!
Result: Doves just eat the treat that chickens drop. I'm definitely not one of those.
I wonder what I should try to be next...
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