We’re live, readers. If this were A Real Academic Institute, they’d sack us all, if not just lock us up:
Supreme Emu (has fewer feathers, got coffee cup) moves across carport to toilet. Felicity Emu is . . . this is splendidly weird . . . Felicity is booming in the carport.
Back up: it’s early. Clear still morning. Could hear F. booming quietly. Got up, made coffee. There are two wild birds here. Greedy is still absent. Now, I recognise one of the birds – but I can’t pop up to check the post above ‘cause we’re live. The bird has asymmetrical markings: the white patches on its neck are not regular.
Wait:
Felicity was driving them off a second ago. I’ve had to make coffee in a jam jar ‘cause my cup is marooned out by my cushion. Can’t get there without being seen.
Now F. and the second wild bird are amiably grazing just by the back fence. Snuck back through the carport to check on the other bird, and almost fell over it, pecking up lilly pilly berries by the house.
Wait:
If you crawl on your hands and kness across the carpet in the spare room, you can see the lilly pilly tree without being seen. All three birds are now under it – no, Felicity the Fearless, Virago of the Blue Gums, has drifted over to check if more wheat has appeared in the bowl I gave her her breakfast in.
[Peers plaintively into bowl. Gives it a little peck. Nothing yummy there. Wanders into the carport. Nope. Nothing yummy there either.]
Supreme Emu is watching, unseen, from the window of the back bedroom, from a distance of about ten feet.
The second wild bird is . . . hmmm . . . I thought it could be Foxtrot Charlie, the consort that didn’t stay. I’ll have to check the older posts. I thought F.C. might be an older bird, but on the contrary, it’s a little undersized, a two-year-old? Nope nope: it could just be a runt. Felicity has ‘shooshed them along’ a little bit several times (with vocalisation). But each time the wild birds drift back, and all three resume grazing. (Do you think they’re males?)
Good observation from back at the cushion, but I’ve come in for breakfast. My toes are wet and cold. There’s an iridescent green parrot in the garden, and I can hear white-tailed black cockatoos in the trees. Everyone’s beak is covered with shiny wet cropped-grass-mush: crop a few times from the left side; crop a few times from the right. Shake your head, and send emerald-green mush-drops glinting in the sunlight.
The far side of the farmhouse is in full sunshine. The two wild birds are now in sight of the keyboard.
F. emitted some quiet and semi-strong booms throughout this episode. No vocalisations at all from the two wild birds. We’ve observed from the keyboard, the front-bedroom window, the back-bedroom window, the back steps, and from two spots out by the garden.
Welcome to my (scrambled) world.
Supreme Emu