KayisforKale
Free Ranging
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If I play with candles right now, my next problem will be an accidental arson charge against me.Did you try a new candle in it?
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If I play with candles right now, my next problem will be an accidental arson charge against me.Did you try a new candle in it?
I have one for that scenario, too!Bob was in big trouble because he completely forgot his wife's birthday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning they're better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!!!"
The next morning when she woke, Bob had gone to work but there was a gift box in the driveway. She opened it and found a bathroom scale.
Bob has not been seen in three days...
Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."The problem with my brain is a) are weed/alcohol jokes bad, and b) at what point are murder jokes bad?
Bad2 examples chosen at random from those 2 categories.
And hey! Screenshots do work!
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Wait. The second one is ok!?Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."
Bad
Fine.
I don't like the first one but sticking old jeans and kid shoes out of a snowman to keep kids out is quite funnny.The problem with my brain is a) are weed/alcohol jokes bad, and b) at what point are murder jokes bad? I have no censor for either of those. To me, they are then funniest things in the world.
Hold on.
2 examples chosen at random from those 2 categories.
And hey! Screenshots do work!
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I think you should use Kay's post as a example of what isn't acceptable and what is.Yes and yes. "Family Friendly."
Bad
Fine.
It's not as bad as you seem to think it is. It's probably the edge of where I would push my luck.Wait. The second one is ok!?
If you push your luck off the edge you might get points towards a free vacation.It's not as bad as you seem to think it is. It's probably the edge of where I would push my luck.
(I hope jokes like that are ok here. haven't been chastised for them yet).If you push your luck off the edge you might get a free vacation.