Merry Christmas!

[The-White-Elephant]

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

I found this quite funny

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

 

[Chikyboy]

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

Hhhhmmmm.......

 

[Chikyboy]

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

Oh! I know! Close the door, I'm dressing. Was that right?

 

[The-White-Elephant]

Oh! I know! Close it, I'm dressing. Was that right?

Yup! Great job!

 

[The-White-Elephant]

What do you call bears with no ears?

 

[Chikyboy]

What do you call bears with no ears?

This is easy, b's

 

[The-White-Elephant]

This is easy, b's

Yup. Just tying to find some jokes

 

[The-White-Elephant]

Do you guys have some? I’m starting to run empty

 

[Iluveggers]

What do you call a hen that can count her own eggs?

 

[The-White-Elephant]

What do you call a hen that can count her own eggs?