Michigan

[NovaAman]

LOL, so true!


Mom, my mom asks me the damndest things all the time... My kids too, So, because I get so irritated with questions that have obvious answers, I always give stupid ones. You ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer is what I tell my mom... When I do give her the stupid answer, then she gets mad cuz she knew I was lying to her. LOL. SO I then say well what do you think, and she says the right answer to her stupid question, and I ask why she ask then and she tells me she didn't know. WOW. Yup. HAHA

 

[RaZ]

Do you think she'll press charges?

Gosh, I hope not. Although PD has been cruising the neighborhood quite a bit today. Curse that beer holder on the lawn tractor.

As my "most glorious spousal unit" says, "if brute force doesn't work, apply more brute force!"

Sounds like a wise man. I agree but when I use "brute force" it is usually some sort of power tool.

 

[RaZ]

Dumb questions get dumb answers.

At the risk of offending every female on this forum...

We men ask the "dumb" questions so you ladies understand...

 

[NovaAman]

HEHE... You ask the dumb questions and fake that its so we understand. And being the women we are, we were given the talent of faking LOTS of things to keep you men thinking we need dumb questions so we understand. All we do then is go call our friends and say things like, "You wouldn't believe...." And then we come up with new things to fake.

 

[EeyoreD]

Indeed. Just like my mother was "too dumb" to know how to do things like fix septic back-ups and snake drains and work sump pumps.

Boy, what an idiot she was...


(mind you I don't mind doing any of those things, but she did. So she just pretended not to know how. To her it was worth someone thinking she was too simple to work something than to be covered in, um, filth. Let's go with filth.)

 

[NovaAman]

HEHE.

 

[chicken grandma]

Eeyore, I think I would be like your mom when it comes to sump pumps............sheesh!

 

[RaZ]

Indeed. Just like my mother was "too dumb" to know how to do things like fix septic back-ups and snake drains and work sump pumps.
Boy, what an idiot she was...
(mind you I don't mind doing any of those things, but she did. So she just pretended not to know how. To her it was worth someone thinking she was too simple to work something than to be covered in, um, filth. Let's go with filth.)

He, he. I was 37 before I learned how to clean a bathroom. "I'm sorry Dear. I thought Glade was a toilet cleaner".

 

[EeyoreD]

He, he. I was 37 before I learned how to clean a bathroom. "I'm sorry Dear. I thought Glade was a toilet cleaner".

Wait, it's not? It's got a waterfall on the bottle. What else would that mean it was for?

 

[snowflake]

Hey RaZ, check it out... [sprayer was there for size comparison]





Oh and on DE... I got a 50 lb bag of it from Family Farm and home for about 20 dollars. This was over a year ago and I am still using it.

love the moth, nice pic.

Dumb questions get dumb answers.

Had he wanted to check my 'honesty' he should have said, "Are you hatching more eggs?" (here's your sign....

)

But the best thing would have been for him to say, "Why are you hatching more eggs?" Because then I could have answered him completely honestly with, "Its a disease Honey...I cant stop it...I need help"....

He, he. I was 37 before I learned how to clean a bathroom. "I'm sorry Dear. I thought Glade was a toilet cleaner".

Man I have missed you guys, you make me laugh!!!,,, got so much work to do, never get much time to catch up,
have to go set the trap again for the coon. DH took the las 2 21/2 miles away, either it is back or we have another. ... the Freedom Ranger birds are a riot, the roosters are trying to go after the bigger laying hens and getting their buts eat, they go after the birds that land in the yard and now they are going after the baby Orpingtons my daughter brought over.
Has any one tried fermenting the chicken feed? seems to be very popular on the meat bird thread