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My best friend's hub's bestie is a taxidermist. When my most loved (10 year old!) guinea hen passed, I text bestie to see if hub's bestie would take her and mount her for me. She gets back with me and says yeah. He said he'd be glad to.
I ask her about price. She gets back with me. He can't do it for less than $2,500. My jaw hits the floor. WHY?!?! He does deer for $400. We go back and forth. Supplies are going to cost over 2k. I tell her there's no way that can be right. She takes a little longer to get back with me, but she calls me. I answer and she's laughing so hard I can barely understand her. Her husband gets on and is like "Overo. She texted him and asked how much it would be for a JENNY. He was pricing female donkey full body mount supplies."
My best friend is blonde.
I ask her about price. She gets back with me. He can't do it for less than $2,500. My jaw hits the floor. WHY?!?! He does deer for $400. We go back and forth. Supplies are going to cost over 2k. I tell her there's no way that can be right. She takes a little longer to get back with me, but she calls me. I answer and she's laughing so hard I can barely understand her. Her husband gets on and is like "Overo. She texted him and asked how much it would be for a JENNY. He was pricing female donkey full body mount supplies."
My best friend is blonde.