Shoot, there is tons of prestige for that kind of stuff. I have even read about them getting plush job offers after their sentence.
Not to mention it is just funny!
* Wouldn't worry bout dyeing your hair, H.-- They'll probly shave it for lice in the fedpen, anyhow. Why on earth would you even joke about being that perangus-face's accomplice??? Are you nuts??
* Perangus-face is a term I made up eons ago as a teenybopper. . . It means some person, usually of the male gender whose nose I have mentally replaced with an appendage frequently found behind a pant's zipper. I could use it and not get the tar beat outta me as a kid.