Mom, Guess What!

[Morgaine]

My 10 Year old just ran up to me and said,

"Mom, guess what the chickens eat."

"What?"

"My BOOGERS!"

"OK, but why don't you feed them some figs from the tree instead."

And then the real clincher

"It was a big one too."

And away he runs, hopefully not to feed boogers to my chickens

Kids

 

[Year of the Rooster]

ewwwww... thats kinda gross but still kinda funny

 

[Morgaine]

Yeah, I know. Kinda glad they're not laying yet, I'd be looking at them all wondering if it came from the booger eating chicken.

 

[ruby]

OH boy!!! LOL...... My kids used to catch katydids and pull one leg off and throw them in the pen and watch the races!!! But I had girls, not that they didn't pick their noses too!!! Too funnny... Thanks

 

[Year of the Rooster]

Haha, yea. Crack open the egg and you see something floating in egg white???... I just hope it doesn't give them anything..

 

[menageriemama]

 

[EweSheep]

My daughter loves to feed the chickens with her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and jelly belly beans.....

 

[Wildsky]

 

[max13077]

There's is absolutely no way you could have made something like that up!!! Way too spur-of-the-moment! I keep saying by the time I retire from teaching I’m going to publish a book full of quotes from kids like that one! Can I use it? I started writing them down a few months ago

 

[Royicus]

Hehe, kids.


I should actively search for ways to make my life less complicated, and go back to living like a kid