More Spiders for Redhen

[Nicola]

At least you don't live in Australia, the spiders get pretty big here.

 

[CupOJoe42]

Ugh... I hate bugs. I also hate clowns. Now I'm going to have nightmares about clown faced spiders!!!! (If I sleep!)

 

[BookWorm243]

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EEK! I hate spiders!

 

[eenie114]

Red, nobody's trying to put you in the nuthouse.

You're already there.

You know, I've heard that those places are usually infested with black widows...

 

[ChickLover98]

I HATE SPIDERS!!! Someone always has to come and kill even the tiniest spider in teh house for me to be happy.

 

[old geezer]

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WHAT!! WHAT did you say?!!

**sitting here rocking back and forth like a crazy person...**

...some years back this old geezer -

--me walked out the back porch door to go fishing--walked into a big web of a barn spider still occupiying the web----i could feel it squirming arroud as it bit my lips numers times as i was yelling like fred flintstone---my wife solved the problem--took off her slipper and slamed me in the facw squishing it up my nose and mouth--

-i puked for 3 day and for a week she would sneek up behing me and tickle my ear with a straw and watch me go air borne...

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[sourland]

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WHAT!! WHAT did you say?!!

**sitting here rocking back and forth like a crazy person...**

...some years back this old geezer -

--me walked out the back porch door to go fishing--walked into a big web of a barn spider still occupiying the web----i could feel it squirming arroud as it bit my lips numers times as i was yelling like fred flintstone---my wife solved the problem--took off her slipper and slamed me in the facw squishing it up my nose and mouth--

-i puked for 3 day and for a week she would sneek up behing me and tickle my ear with a straw and watch me go air borne...

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Now, that's a woman with a sense of humor.

 

[redhen]

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WHAT!! WHAT did you say?!!

**sitting here rocking back and forth like a crazy person...**

...some years back this old geezer -

--me walked out the back porch door to go fishing--walked into a big web of a barn spider still occupiying the web----i could feel it squirming arroud as it bit my lips numers times as i was yelling like fred flintstone---my wife solved the problem--took off her slipper and slamed me in the facw squishing it up my nose and mouth--

-i puked for 3 day and for a week she would sneek up behing me and tickle my ear with a straw and watch me go air borne...

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You win!!

 

[cazyaniamllover]

Can you plese call them back because i didn't enjoy blasting my muise and see one jumping up and douwn right by me and try to attart me.But it did pove that my brother is scare of everything-i had to muder it-and i can freak out my sister later when she get home

 

[Imp]

Can't call them back.

They all were gone this morning.

Think millions upon millions of baby spiders, holding hands, slowly making their way across the land; on their way to Redhen's.

creating chaos

growing bigger

eating all the brains

laying eggs in all the eyeballs along the way.

Imp- They probably reach from the northernmost edges of the arctic to the rio grande and gulf coast.