Move you heifer! Uh, excuse me SIR!

[gritsar]

We usually don't have bulls on the farm, only cows. I wasn't aware that they had put a bull up here sometime last week. Bunch of cows got too close to the chicken yard so I went out to chase them off. One really large cow wouldn't move, just turned around and glared at me. So I slapped her on the rear. She still just glared at me. Then I looked between "her" legs. Oops.

 

[debilorrah]

 

[havi]

So thats the way you get em to move. Just slap em on the rear! Gotta remember that one.

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

EEK! I'm so glad it only stared at you!

The very first time I met my country neighbors was when I went down to ask them about their bull. There was a bovine with large pointy horns running around in their pasture and it clearly was annoyed by my dogs. I kept catching it poking its horns through the shared fence trying to get my idiot dogs. I wandered up and asked the nice neighbor if his bull was nice or if I was going to come home one day to find a dog impaled on each horn. "Which bull are you talking about?" he asked. You know, the one with the big pointy horns out there. He looked at me really funny and said "Ummm... that's a cow." Oops! My City was definitely showing!

 

[pamperedpoultry]

LOL I can Imagine your face, I'm sure it was priceless....lol

 

[WriterofWords]

LOL good thing he didn't take offense!

 

[gritsar]

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Yep, but I can't honestly remember there ever being a mean bull on the place. In my defense, he is a young bull so doesn't quite have that manly look to him yet.

 

[Randy]

Young bulls can be mean too. When I was a kid we went over to my uncles and we were out by his pasture and he asked me if I wanted to pet his new pet. I said sure and jumped through the fence (he was just kidding with me) before they could stop me. That thing knocked me down and then started rolling me all around on the ground............fortunately I was quickly rescued. I wasn't seriously hurt but I still don't trust them bulls. That's why I like chickens. I'm way bigger than them.

 

[SillyChicken]

Lol!

City girl, your story reminds me of my DH (aka cityboy). He came with me to help my DB castrate some calves. DB asked my DH if he wanted to try it so, unbeknownst to my DH, my DB shooed a heifer into the shoot. My poor DH is feeling around for boy parts and realized by our grins that something was up... took a step back and realized he'd been had, country style!

 

[NGT ANGL]

Only you grits....only you!!!!