Move you heifer! Uh, excuse me SIR!

[Mandalina]

LMAO! The bull we had on our land last year was young and friendly and you could lead him back into the pasture when he got out.For some reason this past summer and wonter though the farmer put out an older not so nice bull.He scared the bajeepies out of me and dented my truck for poo's and giggles when he got out.I hope he doenst come back next month when the cows come back.

 

[cassie]

I did something worse. I used to work as a milker. I milked 200 plus Jerseys by myself. One night I was very tired and was pretty much functioning on automatic. I tried to slap a milking machine on the bull. What's worse it took me a while to figure out what was wrong. I never did find out why the bull was in the milk string that night, but he came right in with the cows and I was so tired I didn't notice.

 

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[ams3651]

thats one of the best lines Ive read in a long time

 

[redhen]

So lucky he didnt get ticked at you...

 

[Cetawin]

hahahaha I can only imagine the look on your face....SURPRISE!

 

[sparkles2307]

LOL our bull is a 2yr old. I cant remember ever having a mean bull, but this one is frisky! I wouldnt slap him on the butt for fear of him thinking it was playtime and chasing me!!!