Movie quotes

[northcoaster]

Columbus

 

[BearSwampChick]

Quote:
I'm sending you a PM.

 

[WriterofWords]

"You make my drink taste like blood!"
"Crash and burn!"
Robot Jox 1990

 

[WriterofWords]

Quote:
I don't know who said it, but I LOVE it and will use it to apply to several people I know!

Overboard, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell

 

[seminolewind]

"You clean up good"

 

[seminolewind]

"I don't know nuthin bout birthin babies"

 

[mullers3acers]

Gone With The Wind
My all time favorite movie youngest daughter likes it too.
She played so much when she was younger her older sister hates it.

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

I love this.....I have so many funny movie quotes that I love....
Here are a FEW!!
Pretty easy and simple ones I know, but I still love them.....


Movie #1...........


Tommy: But what if the Guarantee Fairy's a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.


Michelle: Listen you little spazoids! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!


Richard: Did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was cordless.

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Movie #2...................




John Mason:Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.





[after Mason has killed a Marine, the corpse's foot twitches]
Stanley Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?
John Mason: What, the feet thing?
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
John Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Stanley Goodspeed: Well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
John Mason: Like what, kill him again?

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Movie #3..............





Margo: I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
Todd: Oh, I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're lucky enough for him to break his neck.


Margo: Why's the carpet all wet Todd?
Todd: I don't know Margo!


Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t he is. Hallelujah. Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?



Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**ho**s this side of the nuthouse.