* Seismic! "SNEAKERS" ROCKS! It's one of our family's Top Tens.
How about this one?: At fancy dinner table. Man in Eyepatch: "MAY I . . go to the bathroom?" Distinguished Gentleman: "Yes. Certainly, you may." Very LONG pause follows, camera on Man in Eyepatch, never leaving table, as "relieved" and satisfied look comes over his face. Man in Eyepatch: "Thank you."


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