Movie quotes

* Barnyard, Dang it!!! I KNOW the movie, but, it's like-- STUCK behind my left eye somewhere!!!!
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Let see, I posted this one back a while ago, but no one guessed it that I seen...If so sorry....If not can anyone guess this movie....
(These are all from the same movie--just not in the same order as they appear in the movie)




Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.


[about the new mayor's wife dancing]
Clairee Belcher: Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket.

Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.


Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on.


M'Lynn: [crying] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[screaming]
M'Lynn: I'm fine! I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't! She never could! Oh God! I am so mad I don't know what to do! I wanna know why! I wanna know *why* Shelby's life is over! I wanna know how that baby will *ever* know how wonderful his mother was! Will he *ever* know what she went through for him! Oh *God* I wanna know *why*? *Why*? Lord, I wish I could understand!
[In a firm tone]
M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna *hit* something! I wanna *hit it hard*!
[continues sobbing]
Clairee: *Here*!
[Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]
Clairee: *Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: *Hit her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: *Are you high, Clairee*?
Ouiser Boudreaux: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!


Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one!


Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity!
 
I posted this one too...Back on page 19, but didn't see an answer to this movie either....
Any Guesses??????





John Mason:Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah.





[after Mason has killed a Marine, the corpse's foot twitches]
Stanley Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?
John Mason: What, the feet thing?
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
John Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Stanley Goodspeed: Well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
John Mason: Like what, kill him again?
 
Run a muck Ranch said "I posted this one too...Back on page 19, but didn't see an answer to this movie either....
Any Guesses??????"



I'll wait two minutes to give someone else a chance.
 
d.k :

* Barnyard, Dang it!!! I KNOW the movie, but, it's like-- STUCK behind my left eye somewhere!!!!
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haha dh got a kick out of that...​
 

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