Movie quotes

[maplesky7]

I know I had heard that line but wasn't sure...I peeked.

Saw the guy in concert for the filming of his HBO special and they cut ALOT out... all the REALLY funny stuff. How lame is that?

And no, they didn't show the balcony real good where I was sitting...right up hanging on the left edge. poo poo heads...bunch of lamo lamorsons.

me,
g

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
A Fish called Wanda, which is a great, great movie!!! Kevin Kline is hilarious.....


How about this still unanswered classic....

"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the h*ll up. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametag. You're in my world now Grandma."

okay, more clues:

"You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jack*ss!"

"Harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. It's like a carousel. You put the quarter in, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. Circular, circle. Feel it. Go with the flow."

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."

...that should about do it....

Happy Gilmore...Love that movie...

 

[maplesky7]

[Dog chasing a chicken]..."I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to chew on your neck."

[Dog chasing after ducks on pond]..."Hey! Bath toys!"


[Dog vomits and boy says...]..."That's Grandma's cake!"

cat: "Are you calling me slow?"
dog: "Of course not...for a hippopotomus."

guy: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."
cat: "No dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy."

[dog at vet getting porcupine quills removed:]..."Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let the cat take the rap for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions.
[the vet yanks a quill out of his face]
Dog: Okay, okay, four!"


me,
g

 

[bluey]

Maple...we give up already!!!!

 

[The Chicken Lady]

Maple... "The Incredible Journey."

That movie is HILARIOUS.

Here's mine... (all these are from the same movie...guess which one!)

"Yogurt?! I HATE yogurt, even with strawberries!"

"I ALWAYS drink coffee while watching my radar."

"Barf!" "Not here, Mister! This is a Mercedes."

 

[Run-A-Muck Ranch]

Quote:
Is this Homeward Bound???

 

[maplesky7]

You are both correct...it is:

"Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey."


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I don't recall that one chicken lady but it looks funny.

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Brother #1: Tell us everything! Everything!

kid: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this:

hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

brother #2: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

mom to brothers 1 & 2: [tired of kid's stalling] Hit puree!


me,
g

how's about that one bluey?

 

[cheeptrick]

Quote:
This is from MY absolute favorite scene in the movie 'THE GOONIES'!!

 

[cheeptrick]

My TURN...

If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
He will join us or die, my master.

 

[menageriemama]

Star Wars Return of the Jedi